When we began playing the Game, we said that the first of our number to die would have the Game named in his or her honor. In 1975, gamester Brian McArdle died in a fender bender, a bump at an intersection from which everyone walked away unscathed except Brian, who struck his head on the windshield. He was in his 20's, the younger brother of gamester J. Smoke. That year, he had submitted his list entirely in rhyme. Long believed to be lost, the original list turned up in 1997 during a cleaning of Game files. In it, you will see some of the spark that made him such a memorable character. Here it is, in its original order, misspellings and all, as he titled it...

MY TOO LATE LIST FOR '75 OF ALL MY PEOPLE WHO SHANT SURVIVE

1. Heddy Lamar
2. Felecia Farr
3. Jack Parr
4. Ringo Starr
5. Harry Von Zell
6. Patrice Muncell
7. Zero Mostel
8. Peter Snell
9. Tony Randell
10. Del Crandell
11. Marvin Mandel
12. Eric Fromm
13. Herbert Lom
14. Mabley, Moms
15. Marvin Miller
16. Jerry Stiller
17. Webb, Jack
18. Roberta Flack
19. Ted Mack
20. Robert Stack
21. Eric Burden
22. Gwen Verdon
23. Fred Rogers
24. Roy Rogers
25. Jr., Will Rogers
26. Morton, P. Rogers
27. Vivian Vance
28. Stu Lantz
29. Cyrus Vance
30. Bobby Schantz
31. Marty Feldman
32. Neil Hellman
33. Vivian Leigh
34. Christopher Lee
35. Majors, Lee
36. Red Skelton
37. Percy Helton *
38. Bill Melton
39. Berle, Milton
40. Kurt Waldheim
41. Stephen Sondheim
42. Jim Backus
43. Buddy Hackett
44. Joan Hackett
45. Can't Hack It
46. Don Knotts
47. Johnny Pott
48. Kurt Vonnegut
49. Arthur Hinnecut
50. Carley Simon
51. Ken Iman
52. Julie Christy
53. Agatha Christy
54. Mrs. Miller
55. Phyllis Diller
56. Chill Wills
57. Arthur Hill
58. Wilber Mills
59. Elaine May
60. Alice Faye
61. Susan Dey
62. Stuart Udall
63. Lucille Ball
64. Robert Hall
65. George Burns
66. Brian Ahern
67. Irwin Corey
68. Previn, Dory
69. Nixon, Dick
70. Tidal Wave Eliminating Tahiti

Note: Percy Helton (#37) was his Wild Card selection. On May 23rd, Brian scored three points on #14, comic Moms Mabley.

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