
When we began playing the Game, we said that the first of our number to die would have the Game named in his or her honor. In 1975, gamester Brian McArdle died in a fender bender, a bump at an intersection from which everyone walked away unscathed except Brian, who struck his head on the windshield. He was in his 20's, the younger brother of gamester J. Smoke. That year, he had submitted his list entirely in rhyme. Long believed to be lost, the original list turned up in 1997 during a cleaning of Game files. In it, you will see some of the spark that made him such a memorable character. Here it is, in its original order, misspellings and all, as he titled it...
MY TOO LATE LIST FOR '75 OF ALL MY PEOPLE WHO SHANT SURVIVE
1. Heddy Lamar 2. Felecia Farr 3. Jack Parr 4. Ringo Starr 5. Harry Von Zell 6. Patrice Muncell 7. Zero Mostel 8. Peter Snell 9. Tony Randell 10. Del Crandell 11. Marvin Mandel 12. Eric Fromm 13. Herbert Lom 14. Mabley, Moms 15. Marvin Miller 16. Jerry Stiller 17. Webb, Jack 18. Roberta Flack 19. Ted Mack 20. Robert Stack 21. Eric Burden 22. Gwen Verdon 23. Fred Rogers 24. Roy Rogers 25. Jr., Will Rogers 26. Morton, P. Rogers 27. Vivian Vance 28. Stu Lantz 29. Cyrus Vance 30. Bobby Schantz 31. Marty Feldman 32. Neil Hellman 33. Vivian Leigh 34. Christopher Lee 35. Majors, Lee 36. Red Skelton 37. Percy Helton * 38. Bill Melton 39. Berle, Milton 40. Kurt Waldheim 41. Stephen Sondheim 42. Jim Backus 43. Buddy Hackett 44. Joan Hackett 45. Can't Hack It 46. Don Knotts 47. Johnny Pott 48. Kurt Vonnegut 49. Arthur Hinnecut 50. Carley Simon 51. Ken Iman 52. Julie Christy 53. Agatha Christy 54. Mrs. Miller 55. Phyllis Diller 56. Chill Wills 57. Arthur Hill 58. Wilber Mills 59. Elaine May 60. Alice Faye 61. Susan Dey 62. Stuart Udall 63. Lucille Ball 64. Robert Hall 65. George Burns 66. Brian Ahern 67. Irwin Corey 68. Previn, Dory 69. Nixon, Dick 70. Tidal Wave Eliminating Tahiti
Note: Percy Helton (#37) was his Wild Card selection. On May 23rd, Brian scored three points on #14, comic Moms Mabley.
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